What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 03:49
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.